GIGANTIC SPOILER WARNING FOR TOX 2!!!!
In one of the endings for Tales of Xillia 2 a Bandai Namco representative literally comes into your home and SLAPS you in the FACE repeatedly for ten minutes straight
You are then awarded the special title of “BIG SAD CRYBABY” and unlock Ludger’s “Give Up on Ever Being Happy Again” skill tome that allows your character to physically lie down in the middle of the battle field in complete surrender to your horribly tragic circumstances
literally the only way to understand metal gear is to just throw yourself into it and don’t ask questions. why is that man a beehive? no one knows! how are two clones of the same person somehow not identical? don’t ask! why is this strange, sad man called big boss? we don’t talk about that